It has come to my attention that the articles keep getting kicked off the main page when some guy selling penis enlargements comes along and tries to post ads in the comments, which I promptly delete.
I'd like to thank this man for his concern, but I can assure him that my penis is already a comfortable size, and I am not in need of his products. Perhaps he should look inward. Or rather, downward. Whichever one.
Oh yeah, and by accessing this website you agree that you won't post ads for penis enlargement, pornography, illegal prescriptions, endangered animals, mutilated ostriches, etc. If you do, I'm gonna sue you for a sum between $100 and $1000. So fuck you.
Posted by Simon at April 19, 2004 10:18 PM